Single Girl

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Single Girl

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap

1 Toothbrush

1 Tube of toothpaste

1 Loaf of bread

1 Pint of milk

1 Apple

1 Banana

1 Orange

1 Plum

1 Grapefruit

1 Tomato

1 Lettuce

1 Cabbage

1 Baking potato

1 Kraft single

1 Samosa

1 Vegetable pakora

1 Muesli bar

1 Pie

1 Frozen pizza

1 Single frozen dinner

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says (scroll down)

"Because you're minging"