Chavs1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!